Population | 3.589 billion |
Capital | Kamatal |
Leader | Yukia-sun |
Faith | Guild of Butterscotch-Consuming Lycats |
Currency | Minsk |
Animal | Lycat |
The Moonlit Night of Cy Avon is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Yukia-sun with a fair hand, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, otherworldly petting zoo, and avant-garde cinema. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.589 billion Avonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kamatal. The average income tax rate is 87.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Cy Avonian economy, worth 533 trillion Minsks a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 148,638 Minsks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.
Heavy industry grinds to a halt as new equipment must be biked in, the immigration office has an express line for people bringing cash in briefcases, ancient antique swords have had their blades replaced with latex boffer LARP replicas, and a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cy Avon's national animal is the Lycat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Guild of Butterscotch-Consuming Lycats.
Cy Avon is ranked 23,409th in the world and 7th in Cataclyst Order for Highest Poor Incomes, with 85,370.34 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Cy Avon was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Cy Avon, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts.
- : Following new legislation in Cy Avon, ancient antique swords have had their blades replaced with latex boffer LARP replicas.
- : Following new legislation in Cy Avon, the immigration office has an express line for people bringing cash in briefcases.
- : Following new legislation in Cy Avon, heavy industry grinds to a halt as new equipment must be biked in.
- : Following new legislation in Cy Avon, scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays.
- : Following new legislation in Cy Avon, the law is more interested in punishing crime than preventing it.
- : Following new legislation in Cy Avon, what citizens give with one hand they take away with the other.
- : Following new legislation in Cy Avon, undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations.
- : Following new legislation in Cy Avon, Yukia-sun's handshakes with opposition leaders usually lead to thumb wars.